The act of creating useless statuses on Facebook solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.
A useless Facebook status created solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.

I just Facebumped Fred's page

Facebump by Waccused March 24, 2009

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Facebump

When a submissive male is kneeling and a dominate female bumps his face with her ass. Sometimes before a session of face sitting but more often than not a precursor for a later treat.

Jake before he went to work would also want his morning facebump from Sophie. As she would leave she would pout her butt against his face.

Facebump by disco951 January 24, 2015

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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