eyeshot 

1> Similar to earshot, eyeshot is the ability to see within a certain distance without distortion of visible object you are focusing upon

2> That icky thing that happens in a porno flick, usually to the unsupecting female.
3> That thing that happened to the Sheriff yet not the Deputy

I never saw the frisbee until it was within my eyeshot
or
"...ooohhh baby, oh my, you gave me an eyeshot..."

Or
"...Eyeshot the Sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense..."

eyeshot by Idezyne4u October 27, 2003

Eye Shot 

(N) A shot of cum aimed at the eye.
(V) To cum in a chick's eye.

"No more eye shots. Aim for the mouth."

Eye Shot by LarcLover October 21, 2003

Eyeshitting 

The art of bullshitting so much that not even you understand what your saying

Example- I was eyeshitting and then Joes cock got hard and exploded cum onto my face

Eyeshitting by Eyeshiter September 29, 2019

big ass eyespot mouthbrooder 

It means you're probably on acid so please drink some water, turn of the lights, put on some led zeppelin and lay down.

I am, you are, we are big ass eyespot mouthbrooder

big ass eyespot mouthbrooder by Fantasia Malaysia June 9, 2014

eye shot 

The newest definition of dumbassery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one's eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one's system more quickly. This is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.

Bob: So how did you lose your sight?
Fred: Eye shots. It was so worth it!

eye shot by Blakeyboy93 September 25, 2010

eyeshite 

I can't see anything because my eyesight is shite.

I have EyeShite and can't read the small print.

eyeshite by Mikecom November 22, 2013

eyesnot 

eyesnot- Commonly called sleep, the crust that often forms in the corner part of the eye while sleeping!

To wipe the eyesnot from one's face!
Oh, Ive got some eyesnot to scratch out!
The Sandman has left me some eyesnot this morning!

eyesnot by Pauly pops April 7, 2008