Blakeyboy93's definitions

dexteronormativity

The subtle and harmful assumption of right-handedness in a person. A dexteronormative person might exclaim in surprise at the realisation that somebody is left-handed and draw attention to it in a way that would be ridiculous if it was to a right-handed person. This can lead to the left-handed person feeling "othered", which can be very damaging to their sense of self.

Dexteronormativity has also lead to a severe lack of representation for left handed people in the media, with left-handedness only ever being featured as a personality quirk in a character.

The use of "sinister" to refer to something that is menacingly different is a symptom of todays sinistrophobic culture.

"Oh my God! You're left handed! That is so weird!"
"That's dexteronormativity!"

by Blakeyboy93 December 13, 2014

Safe Sexting

The practise of leaving one's face or other distinguishing features out of a sext, in order to ensure deniability should the picture fall into the wrong hands.

My boyfriend's phone got stolen by somebody in the school after we sexted. I'm not worried though. I practise safe sexting.

by Blakeyboy93 April 6, 2011

Pillow Orgasm

The moans of pleasure one emits after getting into bed after a long, tiring day of pillow lust.

I was a little worried when I heard moans coming from my little sister's room, but then I realised that it was just a pillow orgasm.

by Blakeyboy93 April 12, 2011

eye shot

The newest definition of dumbassery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one's eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one's system more quickly. This is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.

Bob: So how did you lose your sight?
Fred: Eye shots. It was so worth it!

by Blakeyboy93 September 25, 2010