eye shot

The newest definition of dumbassery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one's eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one's system more quickly. This is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.
Bob: So how did you lose your sight?
Fred: Eye shots. It was so worth it!
by Blakeyboy93 September 25, 2010
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Pillow Orgasm

The moans of pleasure one emits after getting into bed after a long, tiring day of pillow lust.
I was a little worried when I heard moans coming from my little sister's room, but then I realised that it was just a pillow orgasm.
by Blakeyboy93 April 12, 2011
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Safe Sexting

The practise of leaving one's face or other distinguishing features out of a sext, in order to ensure deniability should the picture fall into the wrong hands.
My boyfriend's phone got stolen by somebody in the school after we sexted. I'm not worried though. I practise safe sexting.
by Blakeyboy93 April 06, 2011
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dexteronormativity

The subtle and harmful assumption of right-handedness in a person. A dexteronormative person might exclaim in surprise at the realisation that somebody is left-handed and draw attention to it in a way that would be ridiculous if it was to a right-handed person. This can lead to the left-handed person feeling "othered", which can be very damaging to their sense of self.

Dexteronormativity has also lead to a severe lack of representation for left handed people in the media, with left-handedness only ever being featured as a personality quirk in a character.

The use of "sinister" to refer to something that is menacingly different is a symptom of todays sinistrophobic culture.
"Oh my God! You're left handed! That is so weird!"
"That's dexteronormativity!"
by Blakeyboy93 December 13, 2014
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