Ergometer

also known as erg, coaches love them rowers hate them. used for land training in rowing for; training during rough weaather, strength training, and 2k and 5k tests. 2k test= fml. the erg causes large amounts of pain which can increase exponentially.

coach, " ok everybody get on an erg (ergometer) and set up for 2000 meters."
rowers, "FML"

Ergometer by a rower May 17, 2009

ergometer

rowing machine; training device; ultimate torture for a rower in training

Coach: Alright guys lets get on the ergometers!
Crew: .........Damn

ergometer by IrishGodBrody February 9, 2008

Epometer 

The meter in which the win or fail of an action is measured. 100 = Epic Win 0 = Epic Fail

" Did you see that ninja do the backflip?"
"Yeah, it was a 100 on the Epometer!"

Epometer by oohshinyninja January 12, 2010

epometer 

When something happens it is rated on an epometer scale.
0-50 epic fail
50-100 epic win

"she just fell over."
"HAHA that gets 80 epic wins, on the epometer"

"my mother just died"
"oh no, that gets 3 epic fails, on the epometer"

epometer by My pseudonym laugh laugh January 12, 2010

eyeometer 

when you can calculate specific sizes and shapes with only using your eyes, like speaker holes, centering picture ect.....

I need to cut this hole out for this 12 inc subwoofer, i will just use my eyeometer

eyeometer by NICK B October 8, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020