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eyeless jack 

A cannibal who will eat your kidneys...
Eyeless Jack ate my kidneys.
eyeless jack by Laughing Jeff April 24, 2016
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eyeless jack 

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.
"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."
eyeless jack by Memetaculr October 14, 2016

Eyeless Jack 

He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH
Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"
Eyeless Jack by Koda is my uwu bby December 14, 2019

Eyeless Hunter

A direct deviation from the popular term troll.

An Eyeless Hunter is an individual who stalks forum boards, looking for threads to derail, and to boost their own ego.

Derived from;

Eyeless: crude comparison to being an internet figure, and not a physical being, therefore having no eyes.

Hunter: one who follows prey around, looking for the opportune time to strike.
Tim: I had this wonderful thread going.

Sue: What happened to it?

Tim: An Eyeless Hunter came along and ruined everything.
Eyeless Hunter by RewindHoodie January 24, 2010
An incredibly awesome song from Slipknot gauranteed to make your heart rate speed up and a sudden urge to destroy something. The third song on they're self/titled album "Slipknot".

Corey Taylor, lead vocals, talks about how his dad was gone most of his life which left him empty and hollow for a long period of time. Corey recently met his father for the first time somewhere between the release of Vol. 3: The subliminal verses.

"I am my fathers son because he's a phantom, a mystery, AND THAT LEAVES ME NOTHING!"

And the phrase
"You can't see california without Marlon Brando's eyes!"

Is actually taken from a fan. Yup, during a slipknot live performance a crazed fan was screaming "YOU CANT SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLON BRANDOS EYES!!!" For a good remainder of the show. This was actually when they were doing touring with they're E.P. Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat.
Dude check out this song, it's called eyeless. It's gauranteed to scatter your brains!
Eyeless by Pain_killer13351 June 27, 2009

Eyeless Jackass 

Goddamn, I just read a story about the Eyeless Jackass...
Eyeless Jackass by RedProxy October 29, 2019
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