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eyeless jack 

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A cannibal who will eat your kidneys...
eyeless jack by Laughing Jeff April 24, 2016
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eyeless jack 

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The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.
"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."
eyeless jack by Memetaculr October 14, 2016

Eyeless Jack 

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He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH
Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"
Eyeless Jack by Koda is my uwu bby December 14, 2019

Eyeless Hunter

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A direct deviation from the popular term troll.

An Eyeless Hunter is an individual who stalks forum boards, looking for threads to derail, and to boost their own ego.

Derived from;

Eyeless: crude comparison to being an internet figure, and not a physical being, therefore having no eyes.

Hunter: one who follows prey around, looking for the opportune time to strike.
Tim: I had this wonderful thread going.

Sue: What happened to it?

Tim: An Eyeless Hunter came along and ruined everything.
Eyeless Hunter by RewindHoodie January 24, 2010

Eyeless 

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An incredibly awesome song from Slipknot gauranteed to make your heart rate speed up and a sudden urge to destroy something. The third song on they're self/titled album "Slipknot".

Corey Taylor, lead vocals, talks about how his dad was gone most of his life which left him empty and hollow for a long period of time. Corey recently met his father for the first time somewhere between the release of Vol. 3: The subliminal verses.

"I am my fathers son because he's a phantom, a mystery, AND THAT LEAVES ME NOTHING!"

And the phrase
"You can't see california without Marlon Brando's eyes!"

Is actually taken from a fan. Yup, during a slipknot live performance a crazed fan was screaming "YOU CANT SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLON BRANDOS EYES!!!" For a good remainder of the show. This was actually when they were doing touring with they're E.P. Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat.
Dude check out this song, it's called eyeless. It's gauranteed to scatter your brains!
Eyeless by Pain_killer13351 June 27, 2009

Eyeless Jackass 

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Goddamn, I just read a story about the Eyeless Jackass...
Eyeless Jackass by RedProxy October 29, 2019
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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