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black eye-witness man

when a nigga is witnesses something of importance and is asked on the news and he gets caught up and talks incoherently
black eye-witness man: man y`all shoulda see it man i was all ova there but da nigga holdin da gat be alll BA BA BANG
it was wild shit dere, know wat i sayin?
Repoter:What?

Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.
Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.
Brown Eye Witness by Jared March 24, 2004

One Eye Witness 

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.
Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
One Eye Witness by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

Channel 3 Eyewitness News 

a television station in Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States, affiliated with NBC. The station has been owned by Sarkes Tarzian, Inc. since 1982
Cindy Sexton celebrated 25 years with Channel 3 Eyewitness News in 2010. She co-anchors Live at 5:00 , Live at 5:30, Eyewitness News at 6:00, and participates as a co-host on 3 Plus You weekdays at 11:00 a.m.

Channel 3 Eyewitness News 

an NBC-affiliated television station licensed to Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States, serving southeastern Tennessee, northwestern Georgia, northeastern Alabama and extreme southwestern North Carolina. The station is owned by Sarkes Tarzian, Inc.
More than 100 were shown on Channel 3 Eyewitness News, including her father's story as a Marine in Guadalcanal in WW II
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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