Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by Jared March 25, 2004

black eye-witness man

when a nigga is witnesses something of importance and is asked on the news and he gets caught up and talks incoherently

black eye-witness man: man y`all shoulda see it man i was all ova there but da nigga holdin da gat be alll BA BA BANG
it was wild shit dere, know wat i sayin?
Repoter:What?

by elBrendo July 20, 2006