eye test 

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)

Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.

eye test by dylanc533 May 26, 2020

Barnard Castle eye test 

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

Barnard Castle eye test by Niverslice May 26, 2020

barnard castle eye test 

When you are potentially blind and drive a ~60 mile round trip between Durham and Barnard Castle with your family to validate that you can see properly

That Coronavirus was a stinker - better risk my family with the old Barnard Castle Eye Test before I drive back to London

barnard castle eye test by Spookhetti May 26, 2020

The Eye Test 

In sports, specifically in NCAA Basketball, when you watch a team (or player) that you haven't seen much of and immediately they look damn good. Usually applies best when you already have some knowledge of the team/player and so expectations are in place. These expectations need to be exceeded to pass "The Eye Test".

In watching San Diego State dismantle Jimmer Fredette and BYU in the MWC Championship, they definitely passed "The Eye Test". The Aztecs are legit!

The Eye Test by El Phenom March 31, 2011

Tory eye test 

Going for a drive, typically 30 minutes or more, to see if your eyes work properly. Usually conducted with passengers for maximum danger to family and strangers alike.

I had a terrible headache and I couldn't see very well so I thought I'd go for a tory eye test.

Tory eye test by Slim jim gravy guy May 26, 2020

eye cue test 

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

eye cue test by QuacksO April 10, 2023

eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles

Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun

eye testicles by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009