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eye-brower 

A person who is so Hot, attractive, and sexually desirable they make you raise an eybrow; either out of jealousy, frustration because they're out of your league, or because you are enjoying the sight.
I- Darnell got so much swagger, he's so fine...what a little eye-brower.

II- I wish Tanisha would know I exist, but she's such an eye-brower that she's untouchable.

III- Ugh, would you just look at Julie. She thinks she's such an eye-brower but the only reason the guys follow her like lost-puppies is because she's so loose.
eye-brower by SwaggerLikeMe May 13, 2009

Shawn Eyebrows

Eyebrows that look like Shawn Michaels' eyebrows did in the '90s. They are black, and very thick, usually resulting in a unibrow.
Person 1: "That man over there has Shawn Eyebrows."

Person 2: "Ew, gross!"
Shawn Eyebrows by Sbdbenjwgjfg November 10, 2014

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.
Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq 

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K
We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

Eyebrows of Freedom 

Eyebrows of Freedom - Eyebrows so big they could fly off someone's face to freedom.

Example: Erwin Smith's eyebrows (Attack on titan)
"Let's go scouting legion, may the eyebrows of freedom be with you!"

"I thought it was the wings of freedom."

"Shut up Eren, you brat. If Erwin says eyebrows, it's eyebrows."
"Sorry lance corporal Levi."
Eyebrows of Freedom by lizbird101 October 5, 2016

Sharpie Eyebrows

The act of shaving your eyebrows and drawing new, paper thin ones in with a sharpie marker.

OMG josh did you see that latina chick with the sharpie eyebrows?

Yea man shes hideous!
Sharpie Eyebrows by HandyAndy July 10, 2007