Eyedam is a version of the name Adam, but it is pronounced 'eye-dam'. It is a more pimp version of the name. Whenever Eyedam enters a room everyone notices because he announces his name before and after he leaves. Eyedam also likes ot jerk off mice and rabbits in the lab for scientific purposes. Whenever anyone tells Eyedam something he always says 'good' in a very high pitched voice.
'Eyedam is entering the room, it's Eyedam'
Person 1: 'Why is he jerking off mice and watching rabbits have sex with each other?
Person 2: 'He must be an Eyedam!'
Person 1: 'Hey Eyedam, here are those rabbits and mice you asked for...'
Eyedam: 'Good, good!...'
She's a girl who smiles a lot. She is mostly happy and very pretty. She doesn't need a guy but if it happens the guy is a lucky man. She's a thickwoman or girl. Every guy wishes they had her body. She is smart and strives to do something's with her life.
A complete 4-course meal of a man. His biceps contain more heat than an active volcano. All women rate him as a straight 10. He also happens to have an IQ of over 9000! Because of his perfect self, Eyram tends to be confident, and according to some, narcissistic. However, we all have our faults and he makes up for this by also being one of the nicest people you could ever have to honor of meeting.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.