Eyass
1:"Yeah, that guy's totally an Eyass."
2:"He isn't a bird though."
1:"Yeah but have you seen him in bed?"
2:"He isn't a bird though."
1:"Yeah but have you seen him in bed?"
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Most often a man with an insanely large penis. Eyass loves long walks on the beach, lifting three times his body weight and engaging in homosexual activities. Eyass is also prone to mansplaining and sometimes screams even though hes not upset, he has explained this by saying ''if people are talking and one is screaming, who do you pay attention to?''. He is a huge attention whore and also a masochistic and submissive bottom. Despite his homosexual outer layer he is indeed also attracted to women, especially those who will spit on him and beat him up in army boots. He is the male version of a pick me girl and often proves this by bragging about his music taste, gym endeavours and to which extent he would like to be dominated.
person 1: dude i just got done lifting and am really in the mood to get pegged
person 2: omg you are SUCH and eyass hihihi
person 2: omg you are SUCH and eyass hihihi
eyass by PPussywhiped February 1, 2023
Exasscracktly
Her: I'm not hungry.
Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.
Her: I'm sure.
Her: *eats his food*
Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.
Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.
Her: I'm sure.
Her: *eats his food*
Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.
Exasscracktly by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 July 15, 2018
Enass
Enass is a person who appreciates the realness of life. She's that friend you tell things that you don't usually say out loud but you understand each other.
Eyssa
Eyssa is annoying, got a weird ass haircut and a goofy looking fit. He asks the teacher dumbass questions like "miss, why are we reading this" halfway through the lesson. He gets zero bitches, the chances of your local Eyssa getting a bitch is defined as unnatural. Hes hated by the whole class, was kinda chill at first but went back to being an annoying bowl cut looking fool. He wears a belt with an untucked shirt and his underwear sticks out in a failed attempt to look like a roadman. If you spot an Eyssa, inform your local Bozo care home in order to take him back to his clown fest.