Eyssa 

Eyssa is annoying, got a weird ass haircut and a goofy looking fit. He asks the teacher dumbass questions like "miss, why are we reading this" halfway through the lesson. He gets zero bitches, the chances of your local Eyssa getting a bitch is defined as unnatural. Hes hated by the whole class, was kinda chill at first but went back to being an annoying bowl cut looking fool. He wears a belt with an untucked shirt and his underwear sticks out in a failed attempt to look like a roadman. If you spot an Eyssa, inform your local Bozo care home in order to take him back to his clown fest.

"Gah dayum, that Eyssa looking hella goofy."

Eyssa by hdkah February 13, 2022

eyssa 

eyssa is a bozo and gets negative amounts of pussy. he has the most dead drip and got no friends. wannabe roadman which asks stupid ass questions

ew eyssa is here gotta run

eyssa by SlickestManRauf March 1, 2022

Extended Essay 

A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.

Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...

Extended Essay by Patric Hong January 12, 2009

TOK essay 

An essay for the philosophy course that is a prerequisite for the IB program. Dealing with topics that have no answer, the student must complete this impossible task if they want to receive the all hailed by students and ignored by college prise of the IB diploma.

Below is the basic structure of a TOK essay:

"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."

TOK essay by Sarah theConfused October 14, 2009

Elyssa 

1. An energetic, loving, and humorous girl. Makes friends easily and knows which ones to keep. Quiet at first, but opens up once you get to know her. She mostly keeps to herself, but knows the right time to say things. Often humorous without even trying. Hard to understand sometimes, but you could never dislike an Elyssa.

2. Easily obsessive personality. Very likely a fangirl of pop rock bands such as One Direction or Fall Out Boy. When she likes something, she lets you know. Often talks, sings, or hums constantly to her favorite band or song. You will always find an Elyssa talking or singing.

"Wow she's so funny and outgoing! No wonder she's an Elyssa!"

Elyssa by jax1019 April 26, 2015

essay

useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world

Jimmy had to do his long essay instead of playing outside with his friends.

essay by kaly January 2, 2004

essay

what you are probably avoiding doing by being on this website in the first place

essay? nah. ummm, lets seeee... Urban dictionary!

essay by curly dude January 24, 2011