A person who is known for being not only a sloppy drunk but a drunk who's main purpose in life is to get laid.
"If Bobby had not have been such an Eassa the night of the party, the cops wouldn't have came."
"STOP BEING AN EASSA!"
"I liked you until I realized you were an Eassa."
"STOP BEING AN EASSA!"
"I liked you until I realized you were an Eassa."
by Sloppy Jesus June 02, 2014