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1) A baby eagle
2) a big balled big dicked dude
1:"Yeah, that guy's totally an Eyass."
2:"He isn't a bird though."
1:"Yeah but have you seen him in bed?"
Eyass by Massafe August 30, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Most often a man with an insanely large penis. Eyass loves long walks on the beach, lifting three times his body weight and engaging in homosexual activities. Eyass is also prone to mansplaining and sometimes screams even though hes not upset, he has explained this by saying ''if people are talking and one is screaming, who do you pay attention to?''. He is a huge attention whore and also a masochistic and submissive bottom. Despite his homosexual outer layer he is indeed also attracted to women, especially those who will spit on him and beat him up in army boots. He is the male version of a pick me girl and often proves this by bragging about his music taste, gym endeavours and to which extent he would like to be dominated.
person 1: dude i just got done lifting and am really in the mood to get pegged
person 2: omg you are SUCH and eyass hihihi
eyass by PPussywhiped February 1, 2023
Related Words
eyassu Eyass Eyas Shamma eyasu ebass emass eeasss Eyssa Eassa Eassah

Exasscracktly 

Shares a meaning with exactly, but often used when someone is "deadass" right.
Her: I'm not hungry.

Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.

Her: I'm sure.

Her: *eats his food*

Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.
Enass is a person who appreciates the realness of life. She's that friend you tell things that you don't usually say out loud but you understand each other.
Enass is a friend you can be real with
Enass by Mzjj89 October 18, 2016
Eyssa is annoying, got a weird ass haircut and a goofy looking fit. He asks the teacher dumbass questions like "miss, why are we reading this" halfway through the lesson. He gets zero bitches, the chances of your local Eyssa getting a bitch is defined as unnatural. Hes hated by the whole class, was kinda chill at first but went back to being an annoying bowl cut looking fool. He wears a belt with an untucked shirt and his underwear sticks out in a failed attempt to look like a roadman. If you spot an Eyssa, inform your local Bozo care home in order to take him back to his clown fest.
"Gah dayum, that Eyssa looking hella goofy."
Eyssa by hdkah February 13, 2022
Epass is the a major turn on. Epass will make any school official 60+ turned on instantly.
"Did you sign in to EPASS?"
EPASS by <Charles> November 9, 2021
A huge mother fucker and he thinks he is amazingly hot but he actually looks like a domestic slug
He's as ugly as an Ebass
ebass by William bob jones November 19, 2016
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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