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Extramarital Affair 

When one of the spouses gets a little too bored of their significant other, and their eyes start to wander.
Billy: "How could she DO this to me? How could she be with another man behind my back?!"

Jake: "But dude, don't you also have an Extramarital affair?"

Billy: "SHUT UP! That's not the point!"

Extramarital Affair 

An affair in which a male or female spouse are cheating on the other spouse with their side hoe/nigga.
Man: I can't believe that she got caught in her extramarital affair!

Man: Well dude, she was always a bit of a thot.

extramarital text 

Texting a member of the opposite sex, who is not one's spouse or partner, for the primary purpose of flirting.
Sue: That guy I bumped into at the bar just texted me three times to meet for a drink later. Bob keeps grabbing my phone to see who it is.
Mary: Well, you're hot, Girl! That won't be the first time you got caught having extramarital text.
extramarital text by redshirt58 August 22, 2011

extramarital text 

Flirtatious or seductive phone texting or email to a person other than one's significant other.
Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.

Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!

Mutual Extramarital Relationship 

When both members of a married couple are simultaneously in a relationship with the same third party.
Girl: Can Scarlett Johansson be our Mutual Extramarital Relationship?
Guy: What?
Girl: You know, we both get to bang her if we get the chance.

textramarital affair

The art of cheating on your partner using text messages.
The neighbor girl and I are having a textramarital affair!