The act of pulling out, grabing your own penis at it’s base, waving it in a circular motion like a wand and yelling « EXPELLIARMUS » as you cum on your girlfriend’s face.

- Why does she have to take another shower ?
- I gave her the Expelliarmus
- Oh that’s why

The Expelliarmus by Frank Starling January 21, 2023

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expelliarmussed

A. The state of having been subjected to the "expelliarmus" spell. (from the popular book series "Harry Potter")

B. To be in a complete state of disarray, disarmed of all mental prowess, having been subjected to an overwhelming defeat - or having undergone a rigorous or lengthy trial.

C. Past tense of "Expelliarmus"

man, every time harry potter faces someone, they inevitably end up expelliarmussed.

After working all day, and then going to see the midnight release of that movie - I'm all expelliarmussed out.

I expelliarmussed him SO HARD! You should have seen his face, ho ho ho.

expelliarmussed by Super Spurgeon November 21, 2010

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Excelliarmus

When someone with some proficiency with Microsoft Excel (usually medium to high) creates a formatting or automation feature to the delight of a basic level user with little understanding of MS Excel tools

"Hi Paul, i thought all of the row was supposed to go green when i put yes in this column?"

~Paul adds some basic conditional formatting~

"Try again now Admore"

~Admore tries again with Success!~

Both together "Excelliarmus"!

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Expellianus

The act of taking a massive shit

Ron: I’m touching cloth and it’s a big one
Harry: you need to use the expellianus charm

Expellianus by Yorkshire Jim October 22, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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