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Expellianus 

The act of taking a massive shit
Ron: I’m touching cloth and it’s a big one
Harry: you need to use the expellianus charm
Expellianus by Yorkshire Jim October 22, 2022
Words you can keep

Expelliarmus

Disarms another's wand from Harry Potter.

From latin, it is clear that it means to "expel" the "arms" as in the weapons.
"Expelliarmus!" - Harry Potter.
Expelliarmus by h4xnoodle December 28, 2007

Expelianus 

A spell that can be cast to end constipation.
Harry suddenly shouted "expelianus" and his cramping went away.
Expelianus by desotobear August 1, 2013

expelliarmussed 

A. The state of having been subjected to the "expelliarmus" spell. (from the popular book series "Harry Potter")

B. To be in a complete state of disarray, disarmed of all mental prowess, having been subjected to an overwhelming defeat - or having undergone a rigorous or lengthy trial.

C. Past tense of "Expelliarmus"
man, every time harry potter faces someone, they inevitably end up expelliarmussed.

After working all day, and then going to see the midnight release of that movie - I'm all expelliarmussed out.

I expelliarmussed him SO HARD! You should have seen his face, ho ho ho.
expelliarmussed by Super Spurgeon November 21, 2010

Expelliarmus

to disarm or blast someone away from you

*A harry potter spell
harry, "EXPELLIARMUS"
*snape blasted to hell
Expelliarmus by Miss. Ridle June 5, 2023

Expelliarmus

The spell used to disarm people
Wizard: "EXPELLIARMUS!"
Expelliarmus by broccoliislife January 13, 2022

The Expelliarmus

The act of pulling out, grabing your own penis at it’s base, waving it in a circular motion like a wand and yelling « EXPELLIARMUS » as you cum on your girlfriend’s face.
- Why does she have to take another shower ?
- I gave her the Expelliarmus
- Oh that’s why
The Expelliarmus by Frank Starling January 21, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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