Expeealadoush (see supercalifraj) is a phrase used for the 1-in-billion chance event of true, pure, undiluted awesomeness. It is the next level from supercalifraj which is a feat on its own. Achieving expeealdoush status has only ever happened 3 times before in the history of mankind. But don't stop trying.
Holy Scmokes Pete! John Lennon, Jesus and Elvis were the same person! and they're still alive and they're you! That's supercalifraj… NO, hold on that's actually expeealadoush!
To have once had the experience of having to remove your personally owned male genitalia and then late deciding to undergo reconstructive penile surgery.