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Exhausted McBride student 

A student so emotionally and physically distressed, that they are forced to the only option of accepting the education provided in front of them. Broken up into subgroups of: Eng, H&M, CGI. All in order of the favourite house/subgroup. The CGI kids turn to deep depression, H&M to drug, ENG to a reduced mental state or sewerslide. After years of this constant mental state, side effects may include: depression, setting yourself up for failure, decreased spatial awareness, vomiting, considering application to art school, mental breakdowns, and death.
That exhausted Mcbride student doesn’t look to good, CALL 911!

Exhausted Kitten Complex 

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.
"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."

Exhausted 

Tired of putting up with people bullshit
Im exhausted of your bullshit
Exhausted by Khalil Cash January 16, 2020

Exhausted Pipes 

A 3-piece indie/electric folk rock/garage rock revival band based out of Berkeley, CA.

They play heavy bluesy indie rock with rippin' guitar solos.
Me: Did you see Exhausted Pipes perform at the Uptown?

You: Hell yeah! They were rockin.
Exhausted Pipes by berksterk July 20, 2010

Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.
Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

exhausted pigeon 

A tired soul who resides in a pigeon because all pigeons do is get in the way and eat rubbbish.
Im such an exhausted pigeon.

All she is, is an exhausted piegeon.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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