Definitions by VendorYT

Your mom 

“Hi Santa here quick message I eat millions of cookies every year and still not as mildly obese as your mother ohh sound effect”

Your mom so fat the elephants had to run

Your mom by VendorYT August 1, 2022

Daddy

What my non existent girlfriend calls me at night

“Daddy Daddy Put that big thing in me”

Daddy by VendorYT February 10, 2022

Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

Non existent by VendorYT February 9, 2022