Exing

Being addicted to your past!

Bryan is never going to be over April. He is exing!

by Boobah18 March 15, 2010

Exing

the addiction to a former partner and inability to separate even after the relationship has clearly ended..

Chris is exing over his ex. He will never be over her.

by Dman0519756 May 3, 2013

exing out

1. to be flipping shit about absolutely nothing
2. To over analyze every situation and looking like and obsessive douchebag. Like on ecstacy only sober

Craig was exing out earlier today. He was really pissed about someone in the cafeteria taking the last corn dog.

by Billy O'Flanagan April 20, 2006

Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 2, 2010

exigology

(n.) A statement whose converse is its own explanation.

A: Girls aren't interested in me, so I don't see why I should care about hygiene.
B: That's an exigology.

by Darin_ December 16, 2011

exenger

noun. Someone who has previously worked as a bike messenger but is no longer earning a living from it.

A portmanteau of the prefix "ex-" and "messenger", an exenger may or may not wear the clothing or equipment associated with bicycle couriers.

Typically, an exenger will have the skills and experience to distinguish themselves from a fakenger or a posenger. This is sometimes not immediately apparent, especially if the cyclist is a Fixie La Douche style of exenger.

Bill is the king of the exengers. Although he hasn't been a courier since the 80's he still rides a fixie, wears a messenger bag and rolls the leg of his trousers up. He can track stand and roll a cigarette at the same time.

by teleski75 March 27, 2013

Premature ebingolation

The unfortunate eruption of the word BINGO from your mouth when your winning number is on the screen but the announcer has not said the number yet.

New Bingo players often suffer premature ebingolation.

by Savnbrit September 5, 2010