Exhaustercated 

when a person clearly appears to be three times as tired as a normal person

I have been up for days, i am completely exhaustercated

Exhaustercated by Sleepwalker451 May 16, 2018

exhaustercated 

clearly appearing to be three times more tired than the average person

I haven't slept in days, i am exhaustercated.

exhaustercated by Sleepwalker451 May 24, 2018

exhausterbated 

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.

Whew I am exhausterbated.

exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004

exhaustebated 

Being exhausted from masturbating to long.

Mark: Yo Thadius, why are you so tired.
Thadius: I'm exhaustebated. I just jerked off for 5 hours and i haven't even started studying yet.
Mark: Dude, your disgusting.

exhaustebated by poopface66666667 November 5, 2009

Exhausterbate 

Masturbating to the point of exhaustion

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated

Exhausterbate by JCF17 June 10, 2010

exhausterbate 

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...

"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!

exhausterbate by The Sieve August 15, 2009

exhaustrated 

To be so frustrated as to become overwhelmed by exhaustion. Or vice versa.

Having to return my car to the mechanic for the third time because of problems with the brakes, I have found myself to be exhaustrated.

exhaustrated by SilverIceWolf November 5, 2010