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Being exhausted from masturbating to long.

Mark: Yo Thadius, why are you so tired.
Thadius: I'm exhaustebated. I just jerked off for 5 hours and i haven't even started studying yet.
Mark: Dude, your disgusting.

exhaustebated by poopface66666667 November 5, 2009

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Exhaustipated

To be so tired that you no longer give a shit any more.

"Dude, I am too exhaustipated to collect my welfare cheque today. Can you do it for me?"

Exhaustipated by Sean H Murphy June 8, 2005

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exhausterbated

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.

Whew I am exhausterbated.

exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004

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Exhaustipated

adj. too tired to give a crap.

Jim was so exhaustipated that when he realized he left his keys in the door, he didn't care to retrieve them.

Exhaustipated by Noshtadrano April 18, 2009

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Exhaustipated

When your so tired you just don't give a shit.

I need to wash the car, but I am Exhaustipated.

Exhaustipated by Netresq July 8, 2012

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exhaustapated

A state beyond exhaustion. Too tired and drained to think or move.

After staying up all night in the hospital I was exhaustapated at work the next day.

exhaustapated by NadieOK January 20, 2009

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exhaustipated

When you're too tired to give a shit.

exhaustipated.

Dude: Hey man, how was your day?
Bro: Fuck man it was long, I'm exhaustipated!

exhaustipated by inatrance3 March 5, 2013

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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