Exhausterbate 

Masturbating to the point of exhaustion

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated

Exhausterbate by JCF17 June 10, 2010

exhausterbate 

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...

"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!

exhausterbate by The Sieve August 15, 2009

exhausterbated 

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.

Whew I am exhausterbated.

exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004

exhaustebated 

Being exhausted from masturbating to long.

Mark: Yo Thadius, why are you so tired.
Thadius: I'm exhaustebated. I just jerked off for 5 hours and i haven't even started studying yet.
Mark: Dude, your disgusting.

exhaustebated by poopface66666667 November 5, 2009

Examsterbate 

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.

F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!

Examsterbate by Quick-T May 31, 2011

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

exhaustperate 

1. The point of being so tired that anything you do or say can anger others.

2. When somebody insists on putting a loud-ass fart can on their car and drives by your house at 3am in the morning pissing you, and everyone else in the immediate area, off.

1. Man, Steve was so tired last night that he exhaustperated the fight I had with Bob and we both punched him in the face!

2. I swear to God if that guy in that shitty Honda comes buy again I'm gonna take a baseball bat to his windshield.

exhaustperate by vololololvo December 19, 2010