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exetiquette 

The social codes and rules you must follow when becoming an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.
That was a serious violation of exetiquette, kissing that bike in front of me, I'll show him *shakes fist*
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Pippy Etiquette 

The correct way to partake in a crystal meth smoking circle.
Shane - "Yo, Luke. Don't be a greedy dog with the pipe this time. Remember - puff puff pass, aiight bro?"

Luke - "No wukkas bro. I won't be such a cooked cunt and forget pippy etiquette this time man I swear."
Pippy Etiquette by manicbubble February 11, 2015

gym etiquette 

The act of not only re-racking the weights that you use at the gym, but placing them on the rack that they belong. Usually this concept is too difficult for the meat head to grasp due to the steroids not only shrinking their balls, but their ability to understand common courtesy.
Look at me you piece of shit meat head!! I'm placing the weight back on the rack and NOT leaving on the floor after I'm done with it cause I have gym etiquette. Next time try sticking that needle in your fucking eye instead of your ass you fucking blight on society.
gym etiquette by Guru on a hill March 4, 2011

cheeto dust etiquette 

The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.

Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.

Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
cheeto dust etiquette by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013

Mosh Etiquette 

Mosh Etiquette is what separates most metal from most punk mosh pits. This unwritten rule pamphlet, too few rules for a book, there are only 3 (to me)

1. Don't be an ass. If you go into a pit looking to hurt as many people as bad as you can, someone will probably take a bottle to the back of your head. Weapons are an absolute beating coming your way, depending on the show, the band might kick you the fuck out after your beating.

2. If someone falls down you stop moshing and pick them up, if they are hurt, help them out of the pit. Failure to do so will result in an old breed mosher beating the fuck out of you. Pretty entertaining.

3. If a person is on the edge of the pit, you are not supposed to drag them in, unless you know them and they won't mind. The "guards" as I call them are life long pit encirclers, they contain it to a certain area of the floor. They like the physicality with the minimal chance of getting hurt.

As a last note, don't throw crowd surfers into the pit, we won't catch them.
Lots of punks follow some form of mosh etiquette. Some metalheads too
Mosh Etiquette by Get me off this November 16, 2010

banana etiquette 

When you get a banana for yourself, you have to offer to get one for any other member of the tribe who happens to be in your general vicinity.

Violation of banana etiquette was part of the reason James got voted off at Tribal Council on Survivor (March 2010).

James also violated banana etiquette by taking several bananas for himself at once. So he failed to offer fellow tribe mates a banana AND took more than his fair share.

Always remember that poor banana etiquette might get you voted off the island.
"Leona totally violated banana etiquette with those donuts in the breakroom. She didn't tell anyone they were there and scarfed down three before lunch!"

"Leona, bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken!"

Eretiquette 

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).
Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."
Eretiquette by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010
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