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Eretiquette 

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).
Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."
Eretiquette by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010
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exetiquette 

The social codes and rules you must follow when becoming an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.
That was a serious violation of exetiquette, kissing that bike in front of me, I'll show him *shakes fist*

sketiquette 

the proper way to act around sluts, the etiquette used around easy women
we must treat susan with sketiquette if we want to get in her pants