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Esketiquette 

Esketiquette is having the quality of respect for Lil Pump
Dude 1- Fuck lil pump his music is trash

Dude 2- No, fuck you, show some Esketiquette
Esketiquette by bihlilboi May 11, 2018
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Eretiquette 

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).
Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."
Eretiquette by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010
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exetiquette 

The social codes and rules you must follow when becoming an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.
That was a serious violation of exetiquette, kissing that bike in front of me, I'll show him *shakes fist*

sketiquette 

the proper way to act around sluts, the etiquette used around easy women
we must treat susan with sketiquette if we want to get in her pants
sketiquette by chris canzenetti April 2, 2016
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