exermasize 

To exersive in the ways of the mom; cleaning, cooking, chasing down the baby before it kills its selfs with your dildo.

You: hey whats up?
Me: not much wanna hang?
You:OH SHIT HOL UP I FORGOT TO DO MY EXERMASIZE
Me: OH SHIT ME TOO

exermasize by Gambler who is a good horse May 10, 2018

extrasize 

Exercising way too much, bordering on obsession.

Jim! What happened? Mumps?!

No, my new trainer really turned me on to extrasize- now I can't wear normal clothes!

extrasize by TX_Dragon July 20, 2010

exersize 

Stretches and workouts dat you perform to improve da physical dimensions of one or more body-parts.

One often does exersizes to enlarge muscles and reduce belly-fat. Another not-so-well-known regimen that's something like this was detailed in a humorous narrative a few years ago: a dude riding on a public bus notices a fellow passenger vigorously massaging her quite-ample chest while chanting something quietly to herself. Upon curiously questioning her, da guy is surprised to hear da lady say dat six months earlier, her therapist had recommended a fairly-simple cure for her then-unusually-flat chest --- "I just massage the area for a few minutes several times a day while uttering the phrase, 'Scooby-dooby-doobies, I want bigger boobies!' And as you can see, it's worked wonderfully!" Da guy ponders a moment and then asks, "Is your therapist Jim Jones, by any chance?" Upon hearing dat it is and being asked how he guessed, da dude replies a bit sheepishly, "Hickory-dickory-dock..."

exersize by QuacksO February 11, 2020