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Definitions by Thefirstboyscout

A Fiddle of Paedophiles 

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.
The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.

Excitement Fluid 

The unfathomable amount amount of lady spunk expelled during orgasm by a 'gusher'.
What a gusher, my sheets were sodden by her excitement fluid!