exauster

when you put it in the wrong hole

i axedently hit the girl last night with an exauster

exauster by yonduuu June 3, 2022

exhausterbated 

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.

Whew I am exhausterbated.

exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004

Examsterbate 

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.

F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!

Examsterbate by Quick-T May 31, 2011

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

Exhausterbate 

Masturbating to the point of exhaustion

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated

Exhausterbate by JCF17 June 10, 2010

exaustriated 

A word in the Talish dictionary. It is a combination of exausted and exacerbated. Occurs at the peak of annoyance when you would just rather be sleeping than dealing with that annoyance.

This word is a verb

I was so exaustriated after my parents found out about me sneaking out last night (and consequently not getting any sleep).

exaustriated by Soft Hack July 29, 2008

exhausterbate 

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...

"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!

exhausterbate by The Sieve August 15, 2009