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exhausterbated 

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.
Whew I am exhausterbated.
exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004

Examsterbate 

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.
F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!
Examsterbate by Quick-T May 31, 2011

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate
Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.
Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

Exhausterbate 

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated
Exhausterbate by JCF17 June 10, 2010

exaustriated 

A word in the Talish dictionary. It is a combination of exausted and exacerbated. Occurs at the peak of annoyance when you would just rather be sleeping than dealing with that annoyance.

This word is a verb
I was so exaustriated after my parents found out about me sneaking out last night (and consequently not getting any sleep).
exaustriated by Soft Hack July 29, 2008

exhausterbate 

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...
"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!
exhausterbate by The Sieve August 15, 2009
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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