A device that gives the user the technological ability to locate any object that they have lost, or desire, wherever it may reside in the world or universe.

The item to be searched for is entered into the machine, which then searches every possible location in the universe to find the exact location of the desired object.
Data on the location of the item, such as co-ordinates and place of spacial residence are displayed on the output screen, allowing you to find any object you have lost or wish to find.

Jim: "Dude, some nigga stole my bran new bike out of my garage last night, and i have no clue where he took it..."
Winston: "Here, you can borrow my Exactlocationamomometer to find it"
Jim: "Woah, that's fancy, Thanks"

Exactlocationamomometer by The Neon Zebra. June 14, 2010

Exactologist

An individual whom is concerned with the exact particulars of every topic being discussed. Will let third party know when they are incorrect about any and every topic, even if the topic in question is minor or unimportant.

Third Party: "Bill and me went to the lake to fish, and it must have been about late September"

Exactologist: "Actually your wrong it was September 15th, so more like mid September."

Exactologist by Dick Morey May 6, 2011

Exactsolutely

Absolutely exactly

That's was exactsolutely correct.

Exactsolutely by Manda1221 March 4, 2017

Exactomoto

Another word for yes but can only be used sexually it also means that it will be done immediatly

"Do you want to have sex?" "Exactomoto"

Exactomoto by GTSquad2 May 16, 2017

exacto-knife

when somebody gets what your trying to say.
Stands for exactly if you like dumb humor.

Did you bang her last night?
Exacto-knife!

exacto-knife by listo August 15, 2012

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026