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the verb form of "evidence"
Jury: Criminal, I declare giving me the evidence! (Judge: Yeah, evide him!)
evide by DMD77 November 30, 2019
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evinessence 

A man's smell, attitude, the 'vibe' he gives off, and how people treat him. Different from plain ole "essence" that has a general use.

"Evin" adds a reference to the similar-sounding band and is the name of a man in Hawaii who wears strong cologne and has thereby become associated with the term.
Avery - "What the hell's that smell? It's like someone assed up the Axe in here."
Noah - "Nah, it's Evin, man. Evin and his goddamn essence."
Avery - "I should've known. Evin-fucking-essence."

James - "Don't look now; we got evinessence inbound."
Rayshi - "Where?!"
James - "Don't look so excited. Not that evinessence."
evinessence by Mr. Charisma April 23, 2009

whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."

Evie Weber 

The most incredible woman you will ever lay your eyes on. If you are not fully prepared, you may be blown back when first looking at her, just by the sheer power her beautiful body produces. You better feel lucky if you know a Evie Weber, she is probably the most amazing person you will ever meet.
Dude 1: Whoa. Who is that goddess?
Dude 2: That's THE Evie Weber
Evie is a unique girl , who loves bright rainbow colours ! She will spend hours watching her favourite shows and talking to her friends . Evie cares about her friends but if you get on the wrong side of friendship , she will most likely just ignore you and will not do something you want her to do . Evie can forgive and forget but something's just cling on tight and will forver bother her. If you get on the right side of her she will honestly show her crazy side , you just need to show you are comfortable with her personality. Evie has beautiful fair hair and her eyes are the first things you see. She is very protective and will stick up for someone if she thinks it's right .
Wow ! EVIE is great with friends and family and very caring but I wouldn't get on the wrong side of her !
Evie by Beaugirl322 April 18, 2018
Basically, the condition of having a photographic memory. Can also be used to describe any kind of advanced memory skill/abilty/condition (depending on the circumstances of attaining a photographic memory).
I am definitely NOT eidetic, because my memory sucks.
eidetic by Wyrd Darcnyzz September 13, 2008
Seven new members of the Pagan church, Officially became Evilenites this Saturday at the ceremony
Evilenite by Mark Britt September 7, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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