ever the

saying something you're not

like I'm not broke. Or I'm not your sister

ever the broke
ever the sis

by fLyingpancakd July 17, 2017

Ever the same

A great song by Rob Thomas.

Fall on me
Tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same

by Jay Star April 26, 2006

beat the ever-living shit out of you

For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.

Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.

by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.

"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.

Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010

cutest person ever in the whole universe

twitter user @kswsol , who can also be known as kaylee. this is a fact as it is on a dictionary sight.

‘whos the cutest person ever in the whole universe?’ oh its kaylee, its a well known fact, everybody knows that’

by goobeous August 31, 2020

the ever

calling something not the best, not the worst, not anything

1:
"dude... that game was the ever..."
2:
"check out this video"
"the ever"

by thomas1235 November 28, 2023