ever the
ever the by fLyingpancakd July 17, 2017
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Ever the same
Ever the same by Jay Star April 26, 2006
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ever the • Ever the same • beat the ever-living shit out of you • the ever • On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard • what ever blows the dirt up your skirt • coolest bf ever in the world • Cutest person ever in the universe • cutest person ever in the whole universe • Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
beat the ever-living shit out of you
For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.
Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.
beat the ever-living shit out of you by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010
On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard
v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.
"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"
On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005
what ever blows the dirt up your skirt
1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
what ever blows the dirt up your skirt by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010
cutest person ever in the whole universe
twitter user @kswsol , who can also be known as kaylee. this is a fact as it is on a dictionary sight.
‘whos the cutest person ever in the whole universe?’ oh its kaylee, its a well known fact, everybody knows that’
cutest person ever in the whole universe by goobeous August 31, 2020
the ever
the ever by thomas1235 November 28, 2023
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