evanza

“more likely a female name” Generally one way to describe her. The (rad) hottie with a body that you've wanted to get in the sack since you knew what your penis could be used for.The uber-nice Evanza are typically quiet and slightly introverted, but are one of the sweetest and most genuine people you will ever meet. These Evanzas are usually strikingly sexy, intelligent, but may at unexpected times say/reply without thinking like a dumb blonde “most Evanzas have black hair and hazel/green eyes”. Once you get to know them and see their true "inner beauty" you will fall in love no matter your or her sex, race or age.

An Evanza usually don't realize that they're hotties. She only sees and will always see, herself as an average or slightly above. They have some bite to their bark, don't underestimate them. They may have a soft heart but once pushed to the limit they woman up and erase you from the planet earth. They will openly tell you how it is, but are kind enough to only do so when needed if the information is potentially damaging or hurtful. These Evanzas are generally super-intelligent, and have a killer smile!

She will do anything in her power to help any person in needy circumstances. They are excellent in keeping secrets/trustworthy. She can give you the perfect advise if needed. Evanzas are faithfull and true to her partner. They are very good in bed and enjoys new exotic+sexual positions every time!

If you ever find the girl named Evanza, make her your girlfriend and marry her atleast twice in a lifetime! She is well worth keeping!

Einstein second name is Evanza!

evanza by greenday007 July 11, 2012

evaneats11

dumb gay idiot from illinois that eat cock

yo you ever heard of evaneats11? yeah hes gay

evaneats11 by burgerlike July 31, 2019

Evanna 

A person who is nice, probably short or short stack ir both. Nice eyebrows, odd sense of humor, laughs too hard at everything, ride or die friend, hands on, creative, random, and crazy. Most likely intelligent too, but is also a derp :p

Yo that Girl Evanna confuses me!

Evanna by ClassyTrash May 18, 2021

Evanz 

finobe c4 news man

Evanz - "Welcome back to C4 NEWS!!!"

Evanz by SkrimpusGrimpgus January 3, 2023

evanna lynch 

The gorgeous Irish actress who portrays Luna Lovegood in the Harry Potter phenomenom series.She was cast in Feburary 2006.She is a die hard Harry Potter fan who always knew she wanted to be in the films, but when she found out about Luna, she knew it was her she wanted to be.She has two cats; Luna and Crookshanks.She used to have one called Dumbledore but it died.

Harry Potter Watcher:That Evanna Lynch is perfect for Luna, its all in the voice, a bit like Alan Rickman.

evanna lynch by Amiegh August 5, 2007

Evanzzz 

animal that like to lick human ass to survive.

"what an evanzzz"

Evanzzz by tongtongtong October 25, 2020

Evana 

She's taken for granted most of the time, you can treat her like poop and she'll still convince herself you're a good person, if you end up getting on her and side, you'll be sorry. You don't ever want to mess with her heart, she's a good person but can be a bitch when she wants to, she's for the most part innocent, but because of that, she's hard to crack, she's trust worthy and has a tendency to like animals. She will make you laugh by just being herself, she seems to say one or two word over and over again.

Look at her glow, she must be Evana.

Evana by Spencer// February 4, 2018