evanjewlical 

A person who has adopted Judaism as their new religion and is throwing it in everyone's face. Especially annoying is evanjewlicals who've adopted a Kosher diet in spite of that they've downed 1/2 ton (conservative estimate) of bacon in their previous life.

My evanjewlical friend seems to be letting her new rabbi make all her decisions for her.

evanjewlical by Colorado Bootman December 15, 2020

court evangelical

Court Evangelicals are Trump’s inner circle of Christian evangelicals who think it is a good idea for ministers to endorse candidates from the pulpit, have bowed a knee to the political power of the presidency, think Trump is a “baby Christian,” believe evangelicals have found their “dream president” in Trump, and regularly show up at the White House whenever Trump wants to say something about religion. The court evangelicals sacrifice their prophetic voice to political influence. The court evangelicals have put their faith in a political strongman who promises to alleviate their fears and protect them from the forces of secularization.

They are evangelical leaders who will defend Donald Trump no matter what he does.

Source: John Fea, Professor of American History and Chair of the History Department at Messiah College in Grantham, Pennsylvania, His Blog is The Way of Improvement Leads Home

Person 1: Could you tell me who some of these Court Evangelicals are?
Person 2: Robert Jeffress, Jerry Falwell Jr., Paula White, James Dobson, Robert Morris, Franklin Graham, Kenneth Copeland...

court evangelical by Reverend Anthony August 8, 2017

Evangelicaland 

Evangelicaland is the place where Christianity is defined by do's and don'ts, political affiliation and church attendance.

In Evangelicaland, to truly be a Christian, you have to act and think a certain way.

Evangelicaland by living_in_evangelicaland December 9, 2008

Evangelical Atheist 

An atheist that combats religion as zealously as evangelicals thrust their religious beliefs on others.

I was talking to a co-worker about an episode of Mysteries of the Bible on National Geographic and this Evangelical Atheist jumped into our conversation telling us that we believed in a Spaghetti Monster God.

Evangelical Atheist by Aaron C. A April 8, 2012

evangelical 

Type of Christianity that places authority in the Bible as the infallible word of God. This does not necessarily mean a literal interpretation of everything in the Bible (cf. creationism). Not to be confused with evangelism, which means something entirely different.

No-one knows what evangelical means.

evangelical by jedi_llama April 28, 2006

evangelical movement 

When someone takes a crap that is so magnificent they cannot bring themselves to flush, and instead must show everyone they know this magnificent creation.

Bob: Joe! You must see this! Come with me! Something magnificent has happened!
Joe: Wow, ok
Bob: Look, look here at what I have created!
Joe: Um, wow, nice turd Bob
Bob: Nice turd? That is no mortal turd Joe, this is the Turd of turds!
Joe: Yeah, sure, I can see that. A true evangelical movement you've had there.

evangelical movement by I'm Pseudonym March 3, 2011

evangelical christian school 

this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then it’s just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!

evangelical christian school? isn’t that the one where they can’t even dance at homecoming?

evangelical christian school by pw😳 May 14, 2018