Evanitis 

The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.

I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.

Evanitis by Penn1United September 27, 2009

Eianitis

A term for a debilitating disease that ruins your night after just three mike's hard lemonades.

I wanted to party last night but i had a bad case of eianitis.

Eianitis by mtuhuskies October 21, 2010