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ev s

this girl has a crush on probably the ugliest guy and sucks at math. she gleeks a little too much and she has a really good shrek impression.
person 1: why is ev s galloping around like a horse girl
person 2: man, i don’t know, that’s just ev s!
by xdlogic2007 November 24, 2021
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A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton

LAFAYETTE
"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"
by Hamiltrashcan December 30, 2016
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This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.
empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.
by chevyman24 June 19, 2010
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ev money spread

when ev get money and do a money spread because he richer than all yous broke ahh
"you heard about that ev money spread?"
"Yeah man he be on that rich shi"
by 7cjaHEYYA February 5, 2023
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u.S.T.E.V.E

An anacronym that has many meanings, but ultimately is the name of a group of 4 college students who won third place in a coding competition in Northern Minnesota in 2008 while high on sugar and caffeine from excessive Mountain Dew.
Team u.S.T.E.V.E got third place!
by Shwany December 29, 2008
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EVS

Acronym for Exhaustingly Vigorous Sex.
Scott: "I couldn't get to sleep last night because Matt & Jenny were having EVS."
Ivan: "Sucks bro"

Boston: Had EVS last night"
Cole: "cap."
by Da House December 3, 2020
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