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To slowly touch the end of another man's penis with the end of your own penis, resembling the point where fingers touch in the film E.T.
A: I'm bored, fancy a bit of ETing?
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun

"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"
ETing by John Bitch April 5, 2009
Words you can keep
The act of eating Food. May be the best thing to ever Grace humanity :))
FS: oh boi, ama go and have som fun Èting right now
Tim: im jealous af right now, lets pray its taco!
Èting by something idk February 1, 2017
Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.
ETing It by Stano, Borello September 7, 2009

trump-eting 

Dumb things Trump or Trump-supporters would say.

Talking out of your ass but saying it like you know it.
"No one buys dram anymore, everyone wants cloud based memory. people looking to download more RAM nowadays, no one buys chips now" -Trumpet trump-eting/speculating about semi conductor industry.
trump-eting by Krack September 1, 2018

Trump-eting 

Any act in which donald trumps trumpet touches a females mouth
I'm suprised Donald Trump was elected considering the video that was leaked of him Trump-eting in the lady's mouth!
Trump-eting by Farquhar May 24, 2017

Trump-eting 

Narcissistic bragging, either at a rally, press conference, or by Twitter, about how tremendous you are, how you’ve done the “best ever”, or even had the “biggest crowds”. Normally the Trump-eter is very tan, almost orange, with seemingly the worst fake hairdo ever seen
On the news last night, all I could hear was this one dude Trump-eting to no end! He seems like a big idiot
Trump-eting by pickleduck88 March 31, 2020

Eating clams 

Wasting time
Person: Please stop eating clams or else
Eating clams by Ace the simp February 1, 2023
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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