ethnonian 

A person of cloaked, mysterious, vague or downright odd ethnic origin, culture, heritage or background, caused intentionally or otherwise.

Those neighbors, for example, with chickens and sheep in the background, children running around naked, women dressed in tableclothes and men wearing shiny suits, silk shirts unbuttoned to their navels and wearing enormous gold jewelry.

ethnonian by Heinie Munoosch September 10, 2005

Ethiopian paratrooper

A turd, a firm stool.

I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.

Ethiopian paratrooper by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010

Ethiopian Boredom Dance 

Another phrase that means sex. As heard on Drawn Together in season 3 episode 11.

Foxxy: Now why come I can't stop doing the Ethiopian Boredom Dance.

Ethiopian Boredom Dance by unknown69a January 23, 2011

A Full Ethiopian 

A saying that is sarcastic. When a friend/someone says something really lucky, the response would be something along the lines of oh yeah, i saw a full ethiopian the other day too.

An oxymoron.

A: Damn, i just found out that im getting a new 2010 lambo for free!
B: Yea, and i saw a full ethiopian today at the mall.

A: "Hey look it says gullible on the ceiling."
B: "Hey look its a full ethiopian. im not that fucking stupid."

A Full Ethiopian by Niqqawithaq June 19, 2010

Ethiopian 

A country that never been colonized by any country in the world. It's a country that defeated Italian fascist,turkey ... etc. A country where coffee bean first found, the world's second country to accept Christianity, a black country which many European country hate it cuz they bit a s***t out of those invaders, a country where you find the most beautiful women that a human mind can imagine ,a place where the air itself would be inhaled like food unlike most people think - desert, a home of 79 million people , the land of the braves, a country which its names stated more than 13 times in the bible , and so on and on.... Wikipedia ethiopia and know the fact more. So please don't be an echo find the true history doing your own good research.

ethiopian

Ethiopian by Ethiopia - the promise land August 20, 2009

Ethiopian kids 

They have it so much harder than the rest of Africa. They're practically Indian because all they're parents care about are GRADES. If they get lower than B+ BAM THEY ARE SCRWEDDDDD. Ethiopia is so different from the rest of Africa.

Ethiopian Kids: Hey tom i got whopped last night.
Indian: Omg samee my parents were pissed at my grades.
Asian: I got beat too, my parents were mad at my A-
White kid: yea...I got my blackberry and Iphone 4 and Ipad taken away... I'm really sad..
Ethiopian, Indian and Asian: SHUT UP WHITE BOY

Ethiopian kids by Hannagurlxx May 22, 2011

Ethiopian Bubble Bath 

The act of farting in a mud puddle - the poor man's take on first world bubble cleansing.

"Who needs plumbing when I can share an ethiopian bubble bath with my bitch"

Ethiopian Bubble Bath by Rizz of Ozz April 6, 2017