Ethan'd 

getting slammed so ferociously, that when you get up, you start to cry and become someone's bitch

" Ray Lewis ethan'd niggas in the NFL"

"Participating in UFC can be dangerous, due to the high risk of getting Ethan'd by some buff ass people"

Ethan'd by yuuhhhh942 January 8, 2012

Ethan'd 

The act of ruining a joke by using or implying the word "actually" to correct someones obvious sarcasm thinking they are Einstein

Boy 1 "hey what does LG mean.....haha loves gatorade"
Boy 2 "Aaaactually its lifes good"
Boy 3 "broooooooo you just Ethan'd his joke"

Ethan'd by Smart_smart November 18, 2018

Ethan D.C.M 

The most handsome and loving man in the universe. So kind to people and animals alike and is a true diamond in the rough. Ethan works so hard and puts 100% effort and enthusiasm into everything he does.No one can compare to Ethan, because Ethan is epic ❤️ Ethan is also a bit of a silly salmon, but it's very endearing to see him act daft from time to time.

Girl: Wow my boyfriend is the best

Girl 2: Sorry, you're incorrect. Your boyfriend isn't called Ethan D.C.M therefore he can't be the best. There's only one Ethan in the world and that's my Ethan.

Ethan D.C.M by Boogle5 June 4, 2021

Ethan Duke D'Souza 

a sussy baka

maria: bro did u see ethan duke d'souza???
arrel: ya girl he is a sussy baka

Ethan Duke D'Souza by maddisonjecobs September 26, 2022

Ethan Dolan 

BOIIIII DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PERFECTION THAT IS ETHAN DOLAN
Dark, luscious hair, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, jawline has more structure than your life
Tall AF, fine AF, DADDY AF

Has an obsession with small things, loves to adventure and be in nature
Humor is 10/10, definitely the better twi-
Ethan Dolans are intimidating the one moment and cute lil beans the next (will definitely leave you shook).
Protect them at all costs because they're always there for you.

Was once a famous viner but now a famous youtuber

Loves to make the Dolan stans swerve lanes

Girl 1:"Omg who is that MANS over there?"
Girl 2:"Oh him? That's Ethan Dolan"

Ethan Dolan by Fangirl15678 November 6, 2016

ethan dolan 

The sexiest male on the planet

Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty

Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband

ethan dolan by I hate pineapples February 28, 2016

ethan dolan 

the most incredible, perfect person to have ever walked this earth. can make all your sadness go away by simply smiling or laughing.

has a sexy face and bod that will leave you SHOOK, is literally the most grateful person ever and never stops telling everyone how grateful he is for them and how much he loves them.

get yourself an ethan dolan and protect him bc he's a sweet lil bean

person 1: he's cute. i'd smash

person 2: oh yes, that is a rare ethan dolan in it's natural habitat, it's totes hot and will take photos if you ask kindly.

fandom's secret spy sitting on bench behind newspaper with fake 'stache: choke me ;)

ethan dolan by taylahdxlan April 17, 2017