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A homosexual poseur, in particular, lawyers and other professionals.
When he signs his name "John Doe, Esq", it really means "John Doe, Esqueen".
esqueen by MarcParis December 14, 2008
Words you can keep

Esqueeze Me

the longer, sightly more classy version of "squeeze me".
Getting blocked in a narrow hallway with one exit with an old woman ahead

"Esqueeze me, i need to move!"
Esqueeze Me by Cosmo Stecker February 9, 2012

esqueelation 

Disease whereby a doughy substance protrudes from the belly button creating a small version of the victim formed from stomach lining. Whether you have an inny or an outy decides the gender of the esqueelate (small new being) with innies forming a female and outies forming a male. Whilst esqueelating, the victim/ host experiences extreme pain and discomfort and if the victim's name is mentioned during the esqueelation, the esqueelate twitches and will cause bleeding and EXCRUCIATING pain.
Jim was esqueelating; poor Jim. Not a fun esqueelation.
esqueelation by HEHRBEHRT January 7, 2014

Esqueelation 

Esqueelation (verb), to esquilate. As described in HEHRBEHRT's description, esqueelation is a disease founded by Biologist NAP1029 and Mad Scientist KrashDown. It was stumbled upon accidently whilst trying to create the monsterous Bearshark. The disease is formed by harmful bacterium mixing with the human stomach lining, when the reaction happens the Esquilate DNA will merge with the hosts creating a hybrid of the two, this hybrid is named the Esquitus and takes the form of a Green/Grey doughey substance. Following this the Esquitus will dig through the hosts skin and protrude from their bellybutton. As the Esquitus grows it will cause immense pain and pleasure to the host such as bleeding from the inside (internal bleeding) or giving the sensation of doing a pee you've needed for a long time. Once the growth stage of Esqueelating is complete it will detatch, tearing out the hosts bellybutton, this will decide the gender (inny-female) (outy-male). This Esquitus will copy the hosts DNA and form a clone named the Esquii.
Robert was esqueelating! OH GOD I'M ESQUEELATING!!! Esqueelation is very hurty :(
Esqueelation by KrashDown January 9, 2014

esqueeze 

breathtaking; more beautiful and magnificent than god himself; exquisite
he didn't call me beautiful first, he called me esqueeze
esqueeze by esqueeze June 29, 2017
A combination of Esquire and Queer, Esqueer is a title used to describe a licensed Attorney or Lawyer able to practice law, give legal advice and perform legal services, who also happens to be a member of the Queer and greater LGBTQIA+ community.
I hired an Esqueer to take my case.
Esqueer by Okaythen August 18, 2018
A combination of Esquire and Queer, Esqueer is a title used to describe a licensed Attorney or Lawyer able to practice law, give legal advice and perform legal services, who also happens to be a member of the Queer and greater LGBTQIA+ community.
I hired an Esqueer to take my case.
Esqueer by Okaythen August 18, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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