Esqueer 

A combination of Esquire and Queer, Esqueer is a title used to describe a licensed Attorney or Lawyer able to practice law, give legal advice and perform legal services, who also happens to be a member of the Queer and greater LGBTQIA+ community.

I hired an Esqueer to take my case.

Esqueer by Okaythen August 18, 2018

Esqueer 

A combination of Esquire and Queer, Esqueer is a title used to describe a licensed Attorney or Lawyer able to practice law, give legal advice and perform legal services, who also happens to be a member of the Queer and greater LGBTQIA+ community.

I hired an Esqueer to take my case.

Esqueer by Okaythen August 18, 2018

Equeered 

When a married man is separated from his wife because he is gay.

Jim became equeered from his wife when he realized he loved butthole pleasures.

Equeered by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

Esqueeze Me

the longer, sightly more classy version of "squeeze me".

Getting blocked in a narrow hallway with one exit with an old woman ahead

"Esqueeze me, i need to move!"

Esqueeze Me by Cosmo Stecker February 9, 2012

esqueelation 

Disease whereby a doughy substance protrudes from the belly button creating a small version of the victim formed from stomach lining. Whether you have an inny or an outy decides the gender of the esqueelate (small new being) with innies forming a female and outies forming a male. Whilst esqueelating, the victim/ host experiences extreme pain and discomfort and if the victim's name is mentioned during the esqueelation, the esqueelate twitches and will cause bleeding and EXCRUCIATING pain.

Jim was esqueelating; poor Jim. Not a fun esqueelation.

esqueelation by HEHRBEHRT January 7, 2014

ElQueerosexwithcows 

A fag with “two daddies” that can’t even kill one little egg.

Hey everybody! Look at the ElQueerosexwithcows! He can’t even take care of one little egg! I bet he has Two Daddies!! Two Daddies! Two Daddies!!

ElQueerosexwithcows by Legionkingz August 10, 2023

Esqueelation 

Esqueelation (verb), to esquilate. As described in HEHRBEHRT's description, esqueelation is a disease founded by Biologist NAP1029 and Mad Scientist KrashDown. It was stumbled upon accidently whilst trying to create the monsterous Bearshark. The disease is formed by harmful bacterium mixing with the human stomach lining, when the reaction happens the Esquilate DNA will merge with the hosts creating a hybrid of the two, this hybrid is named the Esquitus and takes the form of a Green/Grey doughey substance. Following this the Esquitus will dig through the hosts skin and protrude from their bellybutton. As the Esquitus grows it will cause immense pain and pleasure to the host such as bleeding from the inside (internal bleeding) or giving the sensation of doing a pee you've needed for a long time. Once the growth stage of Esqueelating is complete it will detatch, tearing out the hosts bellybutton, this will decide the gender (inny-female) (outy-male). This Esquitus will copy the hosts DNA and form a clone named the Esquii.

Robert was esqueelating! OH GOD I'M ESQUEELATING!!! Esqueelation is very hurty :(

Esqueelation by KrashDown January 9, 2014