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bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
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Bearded Expense

Short Definition:
A Famous entity known to be using the website YouTube and Twitch
Also know as: The Overmind, Big Joey Slap Nut 2, up in yo crib dawg, the Ragester, and many more names

Long Definition:
Bearded Expesne is a YouTube content creator and twitch streamer who is famously known to play TF2 or Team Fortress 2, He started gaining fame when he first appeared in SoundSmith's videos about Gmod and TF2, he is mainly known as bieng a shit poster and a memester
Bearded Expense: *plays the meldy of absolute terror*
SoundSmith: "I don't like this one bit"
Bearded Expense by Hole Fish May 2, 2019

Espendez 

A Spanish Don, Big spender, Above Average, Characterized by abundance. Generously sufficient to satisfy any requirement or need. Full or more than adequate amount or supply.
That Dude is an Espendez, he can make it rain all night long!
Espendez by Yomy February 24, 2010

mp's expenses 

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.
Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"
mp's expenses by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009

expensessary 

A product or service that is expensive but necessary to maintain harmony in
your life. A product or service you are not willing to do without no matter
the cost.
My Starbucks venti-soy-no-water Chai latte is expensessary to my life.
expensessary by barefootbabe March 10, 2009
Essense is a sweet outgoing girl who is very happy and pretty and the type of girl some one could fall in love with.
Wow she is so sweet she must be Essense.
essense by Pizza lover 8884358 April 11, 2016
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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