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Mob Essense 

The experience of a large, unruly crowd or group, often characterized by intense emotions, energy, or chaos. It can also describe the collective spirit or atmosphere generated by a crowd.
-Look at that group walking in!
-they are giving Mob Essense
Mob Essense by Lillily January 18, 2024
a very sexy, cute, anime lover, who has a 6,900,000 inch dong. Sweet and milky pp sauce and doesn't know his dogs name. Talks his shit to jaydo in the commons area every morning. He is also very fat and is not skinny whatsoever. Could shit on Michael Boles in a fight. Also lives off of grilled cheese, water, rogue energy and bread. Lives an hour away in a trailer park and would 1v1 boink on 30 fps, not because he's confident but so boink cant talk shit. Was caught for being "too loud" by Michael cook. Blamed Devin for breaking the racket when he actually did it himself. Would trade his entire locker for the baseball skin. OG season 3 power chord fucking ruined by fortnite fuck epic games in the chat. Always in the mood to edit shit, and the first thing he did in 2020 was vibe. Karen Cook felt bad for ehsense so she went out and bought him a mountain dew. Also, when his pp gets hard it is the size of a football field. Jealous of the four letters money-shitting ability. Chops wood 24/7 and gets his money worth of monster bucks. Sense never likes to be a dick about anything. Watches comikazie all night and gets 4 hours of sleep. . ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Michael: is that a minecraft skeleton over there?

Renny: no thats just ehsense.
ehsense by ehsesne February 7, 2020

essence-of-puss 

The fundamental odor of vaginal moisture.

Essence-of-puss describes the familiar and attractive odor that comes from vaginal moisture stimulated by sexual desire.
A man and a woman, just having finished passionate foreplay, were cuddling each other in bed. At one point, the man put his hand to his wife's face, to caress and admire her and she said "uummm! Your fingers smell like essence-of-puss."
essence-of-puss by Westphalia July 19, 2014

furrble essence

1. Anything of, related, or pertaining to a furrble (see definition of FURRBLE).

2. A fictitous shampoo developed for shmees (see definition of SHMEE) using rigorous scientific methods, only the finest quality botanicals, and a sacred ingredient. A spin-off of Herbal Essence, but for shmees.
"Hey honey, while you are at the store, can you pick up another bottle of Furrble Essence for our resident shmee? Her furry ass is a little flakey. And don't be cheap for Christ's sake, get the commercial grade 60 oz. bottle!"
furrble essence by DMW576 January 13, 2008

Essence Of Fuckhole 

1. To automatically hate someone as soon as you meet them.
-You see someone for the first time and you hate theme already.
(Just met someone new ex..Dylan)
Hey Curtis, Im getting the essence of fuckhole from that Dylan guy.
Most beautiful girl, that most people admire. Very talented, loves God and loves sports.Sometimes viewed as a tomboy. Everyone wants to be her, or at least be around her. Can have total mood swings sometimes, but still she is the numero uno. Beautiful smile and outrageous body! Swagged out, indeed she is!
Girl-Did you know Essence was throwing a party?

Girl2- Yea, you know it's going to be hot if Essence is throwing it!!

Girl- Of Course, she's the best!!
Essence by Fashion_ISTA December 18, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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