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esimp by ANGELAISCUTE November 27, 2020
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E-simp
An E-simp is similar to a regular simp except that the girl in question exists exclusively online or in digital media, excluding egirls.
A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.
A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.
A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.
A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.
E-simp by Breaker588 April 16, 2020
ePimp
n. one who constantly macks or pimps on younger bitches over the internet in an attempt to obtain some easy snatch..... unfortunately however, the attempt is usually in vain
Eric: dude... i was like totally mackin on the pierog sisters on aim for like three hours... i'm totally gonna get some!!!
Me: man.. get ur head outa ur ass... ur nothing but a wannabee ePimp
Me: man.. get ur head outa ur ass... ur nothing but a wannabee ePimp
ePimp by weinersinmymouth69 July 20, 2006
e-simp
A Beta male who prioritizes e-girls, and talks excessively anywhere online where he can get attention from any female, but will only ever get minimal attention if any.
Ex 1: I was playing with Danny, and out of no where he asked if i could leave so an e-girl can join, what an e-simp.
Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.
Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.
Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.
Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.
e-simp by TotalAccess October 31, 2018
esimran
The quintessential muslim. Also the most failed terrorist in Al-Qaeda history. Does not like the idea of America, or his homeland Israel, which has been taken over by infidels. Has 3 wives, 27 children, and 2 fathers. Commonly found wearing a slightly dirty white shirt and covering black suit or winter jacket. Runs a Pakistanni restaurant even though he hails from Islamabad. Always seen wearing the signature turban which veils the silky, oily hair which has been rumored to reach down to his b-hole. Often used for sexual pleasure of his own and his many wives and their b-holes. Pronounced ER-ser-men. (Jihadist extremist)
John: White shirt, suit coat, and turban? Must be an esimran.
Tac: Better stay away, it looks dangerous.
Tac: Better stay away, it looks dangerous.
esimran by Cat X Custer March 8, 2013