An E-simp is similar to a regular simp except that the girl in question exists exclusively online or in digital media, excluding egirls.

A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.

A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.

"I know a guy who says he's dating Monika from DDLC, he's a real E-simp."

E-simp by Breaker588 April 16, 2020

Related Words

e-simp • esime • Etimpaheh • eimp • ekimpma • epimphany • Epimpscopalian • esimran • Esipoko • Eximp

ePimp

n. one who constantly macks or pimps on younger bitches over the internet in an attempt to obtain some easy snatch..... unfortunately however, the attempt is usually in vain

Eric: dude... i was like totally mackin on the pierog sisters on aim for like three hours... i'm totally gonna get some!!!

Me: man.. get ur head outa ur ass... ur nothing but a wannabee ePimp

ePimp by weinersinmymouth69 July 20, 2006

e-simp

A Beta male who prioritizes e-girls, and talks excessively anywhere online where he can get attention from any female, but will only ever get minimal attention if any.

Ex 1: I was playing with Danny, and out of no where he asked if i could leave so an e-girl can join, what an e-simp.

Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.

Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.

e-simp by TotalAccess October 31, 2018

esimran

The quintessential muslim. Also the most failed terrorist in Al-Qaeda history. Does not like the idea of America, or his homeland Israel, which has been taken over by infidels. Has 3 wives, 27 children, and 2 fathers. Commonly found wearing a slightly dirty white shirt and covering black suit or winter jacket. Runs a Pakistanni restaurant even though he hails from Islamabad. Always seen wearing the signature turban which veils the silky, oily hair which has been rumored to reach down to his b-hole. Often used for sexual pleasure of his own and his many wives and their b-holes. Pronounced ER-ser-men. (Jihadist extremist)

John: White shirt, suit coat, and turban? Must be an esimran.
Tac: Better stay away, it looks dangerous.

esimran by Cat X Custer March 8, 2013

epimphany

Generating an idea that is quite pimp.

I was just thinking and I had an epimphany!

epimphany by EyeTeeMgr April 7, 2011

eimp

A replacement for the over used "lol". Stands for Explosion In My Pants.

Stephan:"I totally pushed this kid down the stairs today!"
George:"EIMP!"

eimp by Georgey A. March 16, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026