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n. one who constantly macks or pimps on younger bitches over the internet in an attempt to obtain some easy snatch..... unfortunately however, the attempt is usually in vain

Eric: dude... i was like totally mackin on the pierog sisters on aim for like three hours... i'm totally gonna get some!!!

Me: man.. get ur head outa ur ass... ur nothing but a wannabee ePimp
ePimp by weinersinmymouth69 July 20, 2006
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A person who solicits and and acquires girls (legal or not) online for self sexual graitifiying behaviour or macking. These behaviours include: cybering, cam whoring or phone sex.
'Holy shiet, Jay is such a fucking ePimp. He's got the hunnys all 'round him"
ePimp by j00bz December 23, 2005

epiploic 

How an anatomist would describe a beyond epic event.
Last Saturday night was beyond epic, it was epiploic !
epiploic by Benzocaine February 21, 2017

Epiphtheosis 

Epiphtheosis is a term developed by Matthew Donzelle Robinson meaning: continuity and consciousness of full potential; a divine like being; a phenomenal interpreter; practically one's epiphany of theosis; realizing you're extraordinarily creative, unique, and powerful; apotheosis; zenith; highly aware; a remarkable enlightened being; in addition, it's a transformative process where one's aim is to be Godly, or solely because of their greatness they are perceived to be angelic or in union with God.
Hope: Do you plan to be great in life?

Don: Yes, I'm very epiphtheosis about my future.
Epiphtheosis by Original___Don June 25, 2019

epiphery 

is what Michael Scott had on The Office (U.S.), S3: E:14
"I had...an epiphery..."
epiphery by avalanches November 4, 2017

Epiphanacious 

An epiphanacious moment is the direct incident and/or actions in life that create an epiphany in your thoughts.
“Ive had an epiphanacious moment that has lead to my best epiphany so far!”
Epiphanacious by BeckyM00n December 2, 2021

Epiphany drinking 

The consumption of alcohol solely for the purpose of enlightening yourself to new ideas. because booze and drugs open new interneuron connections which never existed before in the human brain. therefore you are capable of acheiving epiphanies during this experiance
Rick: dude...i just thought of something..!

Dale: man, thats what epiphany drinking does to ya!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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