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An E-simp is similar to a regular simp except that the girl in question exists exclusively online or in digital media, excluding egirls.

A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.

A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.
"I know a guy who says he's dating Monika from DDLC, he's a real E-simp."
E-simp by Breaker588 April 16, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
A Beta male who prioritizes e-girls, and talks excessively anywhere online where he can get attention from any female, but will only ever get minimal attention if any.
Ex 1: I was playing with Danny, and out of no where he asked if i could leave so an e-girl can join, what an e-simp.

Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.

Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.
e-simp by TotalAccess October 31, 2018

urban chapri (E-simps) 

Low-tier wannabe fuckboys, instagram fb is bAe ,sasti editing, half cropped pics, long and differently fonted captions ,seeks attention through deprasun , texts 10 girls at a time just to be ignored , daNk rIshU iS lObE , 24/7 online, 10 dm's to mia khalifa "I lOvE yOu dEeR " compulsary ,falls in love with paytm girls and give them a compliment and they'll suck your cock like clit : ) ....
beta chapri: i want to learn editing
tera baap :If want to learn soasta editing nobody will teach you better than" urban chapri (e-simps)".

Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)
Boy 1: omg your a esimp damn your name must be alyza

Girl 1: howd you know
esimp by ANGELAISCUTE November 27, 2020
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