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escuapulate 

This is a universal sunstitute word for almost any word. Usually will make any sentence a hillarious one.
Dude, you just escuapulated on my shoe!!
Last night I got so escuapulated you don't even know.
escuapulate by ss maaddog jr September 29, 2006
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excrapulate 

The attempt to estimate or conclude (something) by extrapolating from a poor dataset. Analogous to making a guesstimate.
"Well, we're going to have to excrapulate the trend based on the shitty data we have thus far"
excrapulate by Picnic9 October 5, 2016

Escrapulate 

To exit, to remove, to escape, to get da phuck out.
Rich needs to escrapulate dis beeyotch from the car right now!
Escrapulate by MizzWebster January 1, 2017

Ecrapulate 

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.
William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."

Ecrapulate 

When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.
"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"
Ecrapulate by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014

escorpulate 

Steal, purloin, flinch, snag, make off with, surreptitiously confiscate.
Because his company was heavy on procurement bureaucracy, Lennie had to escorpulate the server out of the datacenter after hours.
escorpulate by arne saknussem January 28, 2005

escubulate 

to fall apart, or to disintigrate
my freinds' project started to "escubulate."
escubulate by northendguy November 26, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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