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turbo encabulator 

An instrument that allows transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.
1: "Hey bro, check out that turbo encabulator"
2: "Whoa, check out that prefabulated Amulite on it!"
turbo encabulator by fizzixxxx December 3, 2011

premature encrapulation 

when supermarkets and department stores put up decorations and holiday / seasonal stocks way too early.
WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.
premature encrapulation by veradux January 31, 2010

Encapsulate 

To immerse yourself in something,
To be caught up in..
To encapsulate her beauty
Encapsulate by Z00a95 May 17, 2015

Encrapsulate 

To completely envelope any object, thing, person or idea in crap (or any vile, hideous, wretched, disgusting or otherwise undesirable substance, intent or action(s)).
Her otherwise sweet personality was encrapsulated by her incessant self-absorbed blabbering.

The song was so thoroughly encrapsulated by the band's terrible musicianship I could barely recognize it.

Encrapsulate by Vomitron July 21, 2008

excrapulate 

The attempt to estimate or conclude (something) by extrapolating from a poor dataset. Analogous to making a guesstimate.
"Well, we're going to have to excrapulate the trend based on the shitty data we have thus far"
excrapulate by Picnic9 October 5, 2016

encapsulation 

Commonly referred to as the scrub and run method of interium carpet maintenance. It was derived through the shampoo method of carpet cleaning.
The chimps worked tirelessly on weekends and nights encapping carpets for bananas.
encapsulation by neopolaris January 12, 2005