eschersexual 

A word to describe any sex act or position which seems to defy understanding and physical limitations; something that seems to require you to bend in ways that simply don't exist.

"It was so eschersexual; she pulled her legs up behind her head... then flipped, so that her arms were in there too somehow, and I think my leg was in her mouth or something. I'd draw you a diagram, but I don't know how to even picture it."

eschersexual by TQC May 18, 2008

Estersexual 

Being in love or attracted to Ester Exposito

Samuel: I think I have a crush on Ester Exposito
Carla: That’s means you’re Estersexual

Estersexual by Ester husband January 3, 2021

esmersexual 

when girls aren't gay but are in love and lust after an Esmer

Larissa: I fucking hate you esmer but I want to fuck you

Esmer: okay let's do it

Larissa is being esmersexual in love and lusting after her

esmersexual by greenlean October 8, 2016