escape key 

Means of escaping a stressful situation or bad trip. Often in the form of xanax or klonopin, another tool in the arsenal of someone tripping to be used in case of an emergency.

At a party where people are getting shithoused, Tom and Jerry show up with a belly full of shrooms and realize they know nobody there.

Tom: Is that guy really gutting a fish in the kitchen?
Jerry: Whoa. I can't handle this.
(Somebody bursts past them on the way to throw up off the porch)
Tom: Yeah fuck this mess. Glad we brought escape keys.

escape key by Psudo Nymm September 25, 2010

key to escape reality

some righteous ganja.

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams

key to escape reality by john harper September 15, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004