Bored to death from playing league of legends a human decides to type ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way but skipping the first two and last two letters) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.